Join Liam Creswick, Gregg Beever, and Scott C. Bourgeois as they examine Hollywood’s most mediocre movies and attempt to rewrite a better film. How could the Man of Steel be less of a Man of Heel? What could Ghostbusters II have done to make bustin’ feel good again? What could have made Star Trek: Generations a film for a…generation? All these answers and more on I HAVE SOME NOTES!
Episodes
Thursday Dec 28, 2023
Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire
Thursday Dec 28, 2023
Thursday Dec 28, 2023
Zack Snyder may be this podcast's most prolific source of content. Whenever a Snyder joint drops we know it will be ripe for pitching rewrites.
While Rebel Moon kicks off with surprising promise, the saga quickly develops into empty action and even emptier characters. Scott and Gregg try their best to restructure the plot and add more intrigue to the large cast of characters, while Liam takes a big swing at making this a much more challenging artistic affair.
00:08:08 – Plot Summary
00:09:23 – Movie Discussion
00:29:45 – Rewrites
00:48:43 – Listener Comments
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
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06:42 - Plot Summary
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08:27 - Movie Discussion
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30:10 - Punch-up
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01:02:17 - Listener Comments
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
The Flash
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
The Flash is another in a long line of troubled DC movies. Although the core is simple and smart, director Andy Muschietti loses the handle to blockbuster bloat.
Fortunately, Scott has a simple, yet brilliant change that takes the drama to a whole new level and opens up the opportunity to keep the scope smaller and more focused.
- 00:14:43 - Plot Summary
- 00:17:06 - Movie Discussion
- 00:41:00 - Movie Punch-up
- 00:58:35 - Listener Comments
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Mute (2018)
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Ducan Jones' follow-up to Moon dropped, it barely made a sound. It remains one of the many Netflix original misses that have been scarcely seen – must less heard – by anyone. But hey, we were looking for a noir cyberpunk movie, and this one fits the bill!
Laena Anderson of Quantum Kickflip fame joins us to give a stronger voice to Mute. They deftly adjust the challenges the protagonist's disability would present in an ableist future, while Scott looks to change the film's protagonist altogether. Gregg tweaks a single scene, again, and Liam…well Liam may not have even watched this one.
- 15:57 – Plot Summary
- 18:07 – Movie Discussion
- 41:44 – Rewrites
- 01:06:44 – Listner Comments
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
This week we pitch modern remakes for the O.G. horror flick: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. A classic of the Weimar Germany era of expressionist films, Dr. Caligari left an indelible mark on the horror genre with its haunting score, trippy hand-painted lettering and sets, and unique film tinting. I can say with confidence I've never seen a movie like it. You can watch it for free here.
Liam and Gregg propose remakes that are essentially artistic love letters to a classic, while Scott zags in the other direction creating a techno horror/thriller that pays homage to the original.
If you are interested in checking out the short films that inspired Liam's remake, here is a list of links:
- The Periwig Maker – Stop motion short from 1999, based on Daniel Defoe's novel A Journal of the Plague Year (1722), narrated by Kenneth Branagh.
- Flying Sailor – Canadian short by Wendy Tilby and Amanda Forbis
- Behind Closed Doors
- Tall Grass
- Love Death and Robots - Season 2 Episode 5
- Mad God – Directed by Phill Tippet
- Available on AppleTV+
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
X (2022)
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Ti West's X is honestly a pretty great horror/slasher movie, but would we let a quality film from A24 get in the way of our Monday morning screenwriting? Hell no!
The question for us was whether X took its themes all the way to the finish line. We propose a couple of character moments for Maxime that might done just that, while also making the deaths of certain members of the film crew more tragic.
- 10:46 - Film Discussion
- 37:34 - Rewrites for X
- 1:00:16 - Listner Comments
Friday Oct 06, 2023
UNLOCKED! Side Notes: How to Watch Movie Good
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Originally a Patreon exclusive, we've unlocked this special Side Notes episode for all to enjoy: How to Watch Movie Good.
Making I Have Some Notes over the last eight years has really pushed us to become better cinephiles and media critics. Punching up movies week after week isn't easy, particularly if we hope to create interesting pitches that meaningfully move these screenplays in a better direction.
So we thought it would be good to share with you our individual journeys from average moviegoers to seasoned cinephiles. The result was a great conversation that traces our roots from working at video stores, to writing about movies, to developing a love for film theory and artistic philosophy.
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
Shin Kamen Rider
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
As mentioned in our last episode, we intend to ride out the Hollywood strikes in solidarity with the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, so we may not be punching up American superhero movies for a while. Fortunately, this presents a perfect excuse to hit the road and explore imaginative superhero movies abroad, like Shin Kamen Rider.
Kamen Rider is a storied Japanese hero who is as much a cultural touchstone in Japan as Superman is in North America. The franchise spans hundreds of hours of television and a dizzying number of feature films. It is also responsible for the popularization of the "transformation" scene that became of hallmark of anime shows like Sailor Moon.
We try work rework the break-neck speed of Shin Kamen Rider to something that is admittedly more accessible to us Canadians who have yet to ride with the masked grasshopper hero before.
- 09:00 - Plot Summary
- 11:08 - Film Discussion
- 25:04 - Punch Up
- 58:03 - Listener Comments
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
The Brain That Wouldn’t Die
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Did you miss us? Cause we definitely missed you! We're stoked to be back for another season of punching up movies, although this season will be slightly different.
As you know, the Writers Guild of America and the Screen Actors Guild are currently on strike due to unfair pay and poor working conditions. To show our solitary, I Have Some Notes has chosen not to promote any struck work from movie studios that are unwilling to sign a fair deal with artists. They are the lifeblood of the industry and for the countless hours of entertainment they have given us, writers and actors deserve the opportunity to earn a comfortable living.
So the question is: what movies can we review?
Enter The Brain That Wouldn't Die, a 1962 sci-fi/horror B-movie that just happens to be in the public domain. No fat cat executive is profiting from this one, baby!
But instead of our usual punch-up routine, we decided to have some extra fun and violate our one single rule. That's right, we're doing page one rewrites! Specifically, our goal was to remake this classic for a modern audience.
So grab your headphones and listen in as we repitch The Brain That Wouldn't Die!
- 08:53 – Plot Summary
- 10:27 – Movie Discussion
- 19:05 – Remake Pitches
- 01:00:12 – Listener Comments
Friday Jun 23, 2023
The Core
Friday Jun 23, 2023
Friday Jun 23, 2023
For our season finalé, we really felt we wanted to get to the center of a science fiction film. You know, really drill down, bore out all the flaws, and mine some truly creative solutions.
Additional core puns.
Robin Taylor (Cinematological) joins us for the conclusion to Season 8 of I Have Some Notes aiming to rewrite 2003's THE CORE. The crew struggles a bit with this one but ultimately pitches multiple fixes including throwing an Adam-McKay-esque satirical blanket around the entire plot.
Thank you to all our listeners and Patreon supporters this season. Because of your support, the show is now completely independent and self-sustaining. This show is a blast to make, and we're so grateful to be able to keep recording into Season 9 and beyond.
We'll be back in September, but if you're a Patreon supporter keep an eye out for some bonus content in July and August. Have a great summer, armchair screenwriters!