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Join Liam Creswick, Gregg Beever, and Scott C. Bourgeois as they examine Hollywood’s most mediocre movies and attempt to rewrite a better film. How could the Man of Steel be less of a Man of Heel? What could Ghostbusters II have done to make bustin’ feel good again? What could have made Star Trek: Generations a film for a…generation? All these answers and more on I HAVE SOME NOTES!
Episodes

Thursday Jan 05, 2023
Favourite Films of 2022
Thursday Jan 05, 2023
Thursday Jan 05, 2023
Happy New Year, fellow armchair screenwriters! We take a short break from rewriting mediocre movies to talk about some good ones that don't need any rewrites. Liam, Scott and Gregg discuss their top films of the year including one they all agree was a cut above them all.

Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Last Night in Soho
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
It's our final movie rewrite of 2022! We hope you're all having a safe, happy holiday curled up in front of the fire listening to us deconstruct and rebuild Edgar Wright's Last Night in Soho.
Admittedly this one was a bit intimidating, but ultimately we landed on several solid paths to a more thematically cohesive and perhaps more contemplative film.
WARNING! Last Night In Soho deals with themes of sexual violence, as does our discussion.

Thursday Dec 08, 2022
Frozen
Thursday Dec 08, 2022
Thursday Dec 08, 2022
Kids movies! Fun light-hearted cinema full of catchy songs that get stuck in your head when your kid plays them over and over and over and sings along with them so loudly you can't think straight and you start to think "is this what losing my mind is like?" but no you haven't lost your mind because it is in fact your soul that is sinking into the inky black abyss with each repetition of the horrid whalings of a broadway singer turned accursed voice actor whose unwanted melodic tones trespass through your ears like those worms from Wrath of KHAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!
Anyway, we rewrote Frozen. Enjoy.

Wednesday Nov 23, 2022
The New Mutants
Wednesday Nov 23, 2022
Wednesday Nov 23, 2022
We've talked about mediocre X-Men films before, so for The New Mutants we decided to try something a little different. Returning guests and X-Men experts Robyn Slack (Quantuum Kickflip) and Olav Rokne (Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog) face off against seasoned movie punch-up veterans Scott C. Bourgeois and Gregg Beever in an epic movie pitch battle.
Liam Creswick judges this winner-take-all I Have Some Notes slugfest. What spoils await the victor? I donno, pride or something.

Friday Nov 11, 2022
George of the Jungle
Friday Nov 11, 2022
Friday Nov 11, 2022
While Brendan Fraser is experiencing a well-deserved renaissance, we thought it would be fun to rewind the clock to look back at his heyday in the 90s. George of the Jungle may have not been his strongest starring role, but there are many who still remember it fondly.
We, of course, look back and find ways to improve Brendan's role. Cutting a couple of needless subplots and more than a few characters, we streamline George of the Jungle to include more George IN the jungle.

Thursday Oct 27, 2022
Jaws The Revenge
Thursday Oct 27, 2022
Thursday Oct 27, 2022
Sequels! We love 'em! They're rarely any good and ripe for re-pitching. In Jaws The Revenge's case the film is really devoid of good shark-related kills and spends far too much time focused on the wrong character.
The crew takes turns adding to a new pitch that turns the shark into more of a metaphor before shifting gears into a straight-up supernatural slasher flick.

Thursday Oct 13, 2022
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Thursday Oct 13, 2022
Thursday Oct 13, 2022
Ghotbusters: Afterlife may devolve into a cynical cavalcade of nostalgia, but boy what a ride. Glenna Schowalter of the Slugblaster play along podcast Quantum Kickflip joins our cast of armchair screenwriters to punch up a perfectly fine, yet slightly unsatisfying Ghostbusters sequel.
Together the paranormal foursome of pretend producers question the need for familial ties to the original cast, while also toying with the idea of making the O.G. proton slingers the villains.

Thursday Sep 29, 2022
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Thursday Sep 29, 2022
Thursday Sep 29, 2022
As we all know video game movies are notorious for being great. They are among the most well-written and thoughtful blockbuster movies Hollywood produces, especially in the earlier 2000s when they definitely weren't cynical cash grabs.
You'd think Lara Croft: Tomb Raider wouldn't be the kind of film we review, but Angelina Jolie's video game adaptation managed to buck the trend of hit film after hit film. It is salvageable, however, as we manage to add more tomb raiding to this Tomb Raider flick.

Sunday Sep 18, 2022
Morbius - LIVE!
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
It was amazing to see all you armchair screenwriters in chat for our LIVE broadcast of Morbius! For those of you who missed while it was live the episode is archived on here YouTube. Of course, you can also listen to it right here on our podcast feed.
Unfortunately Abdul was not able to join us due to a technical issue, but we soldiered on punching up Michael Morbius's relationship with his so-called friend Milo, while also making the film more of a THE FLY pastiche with requisite R-rated body horror.

Thursday Sep 08, 2022
ANNOUNCEMENT: Morbuis LIVE! (Sept. 16, 9pm MDT)
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
We're kicking off season 8 of I Have Some Notes with a killer live show fixing a famous vampiric flop. That's right, armchair screenwriters, it's Morbin' Time!
Please join us on Friday, September 16th at 9 PM MDT for our season premier featuring special guest and talented screenwriter, Abdul Malik.
LIVE SHOW DETAILS
Live Stream Link: https://youtu.be/jSDDOu_HwNI
Date: Friday, September 16th
Time: 9 PM MDT